Well its all over now. Our dreams of a Brakenist state were dashed at the weekend as Johnny Bracken failed to gain a seat in the Local Elections finishing with a total of 333 votes, only 2.8% of the total vote. Unlike our on-site poll which shows Bracken miles out in front, the real Bracken machine has lost its sat-nav and is now poorly parked at the side of the campaign trail.Despite the tireless efforts of our in-house team and the hard work of our London correspondent it seems that our message failed to reach the voters in Offaly. One can only assume that this is not our fault and that it is more likely due to a lack of broadband penetration in the the Offaly area.
Is this the end of Bracken? We hope not!
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